Saved!

I don't know how many of you have seen the movie Saved! but I for one love this movie (It's my favorite movie of all time, yes it is better than Star Wars or Lord of the Rings.), and Steph loves it as well. If you haven't seen it rent it. It's great. Please read this so that you will know who is speaking in these quotes.

Cassandra: Is that-
Roland: Mary? What is she doing downtown?
Cassandra: There's only one reason Christian girls go down to the planned Parenthood
Roland: She's planting a pipe bomb!?
Cassandra: Ok, two reasons.

Hilary Faye: Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you.
Mary: You don't know the first thing about love.
Hilary Faye: [throws a Bible at Mary] I am FILLED with Christ's love! You are just jealous of my success in the Lord.
Mary: [Mary holds up the Bible] This is not a weapon! You idiot.

Hilary Faye: I'm saving myself until marriage and will use force if necessary. (fires pistol at target, shooting the pelvic area)
Guy in background: hey, no rapid fire!

Veronica: In countries like china children like Roland probably would have been killed at birth.
Hilary Faye: yeah Roland, then where would you be?
Roland: China.

Mary just watched a show about a lady with cancer, who thought she might have been pregnant, but found out it was cancer, and Mary just realized she might be pregnant and is riding her bike home to take the test
Mary: please let it be cancer. please let it be cancer. please let it be cancer.

Mary: What did they send you to strap me on the back of your scooter?
Patrick: Scooter? Mary, this is a Vespa. And I don't know what you are talking about.

Pastor Skip: I'm gonna need you to be a warrior out there on the front lines for Jesus.
Tia: You mean like shoot her?
Pastor Skip: I was thinking of something a little less gangsta.

Mary just went into labor
EMT: Hold it, i've only got room for one of you.
Dean: I'm the father
Patrick: I'm the boyfriend
Mitch: (pointing to dean) I'm his boyfriend.
EMT: That's nice, but I still only have room for one of you.

Mary: So everything that doesn't fit into some stupid idea of what you think God wants you just try to hide or fix or get rid of? It's just all too much to live up to. No one fits in one hundred percent of the time. Not even you.

Mary: Why would God make us so different if he wanted us to be the same?